Varkolac gets a job

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Binx
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Varkolac gets a job

Post by Binx » June 10th, 2014, 2:19 pm

Varkolac welcomes each person that logs in with a song.

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Re: Varkolac gets a job

Post by Binx » June 10th, 2014, 2:23 pm

You chat 'I got one of you a job
Varkolac chats Wth! who nominated me?
You chat 'Me'
Varkolac chats LOL
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Varkolac chats I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Varkolac chats Here is my handle, here is my spout
Varkolac chats When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Varkolac chats Just tip me over and pour me out!
Varkolac chats I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true
Varkolac chats Here's an example of what I can do
Varkolac chats I can change my handle to my spout
Varkolac chats Just tip me over and pour me out.
You chat 'Muhahaha'
Varkolac chats <mutters> pick on khaji he is a glutton for punishment
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Re: Varkolac gets a job

Post by Binx » June 10th, 2014, 2:43 pm

And when I take a closer look, he seems to be taking this singing seriously

Deplorable Varkolac
Profession: he is a ELF SORCERER (in excellent health)
he appears to be sure of himself and a Guild Rank 22 of the Mages Guild
he is a Noble of Moorgate
he is a citizen in good standing
his right hand is empty
his left hand is empty
his armour consists of:
vulcanite cap party dress
vulcanite leggings vulcanite boots
demon spawn cloak vulcanite gloves
his Jewelry consists of:
cursed talisman around his neck
vulcanite armguard on his right wrist
vulcanite armguard on his left wrist
he is mounted upon a black dobhar-chu named Jabberwocky
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Re: Varkolac gets a job

Post by Varkolac » June 10th, 2014, 2:45 pm

you devilish critter! This is an outrage!

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Re: Varkolac gets a job

Post by Binx » June 10th, 2014, 2:47 pm

So is your singing
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Re: Varkolac gets a job

Post by Varkolac » June 10th, 2014, 2:49 pm

What?! I don't sing! <huffs>

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Re: Varkolac gets a job

Post by Binx » June 10th, 2014, 5:51 pm

Not to be out done, we have a duet join us.

Jarlaxle chats AVA!?
Ava chats Tell me about it stud
Ava takes a drink from her milk
Drums begin to beat and the city begins to cheer and sway to the music
Jarlaxle chats I got chills, they're mulitplying, and im losing control.
Jarlaxle chats 'Cause the power, you're supplying
arlaxle chats It's electrifying!
Ava drops her milk
Ava chats You better shape up, 'cause I need a Dark Elf
Ava chats And my heart is set on you
Ava chats You better shape up, you better understand
Ava chats To my heart I must be trueeee
arlaxle chats Nothing left, nothing left for me to do
You chat '<applauds>'
Ava chats (better shape up, better shape up)
Ava chats Hehe
Jarlaxle chats Pretty good
You chat 'Time for an encore'

And they were happy to do it..

Drums begin to beat and the city begins to cheer and sway to the music
Jarlaxle chats Summer lovin, had me a blast!
Ava chats Summer lovin, happened so fast!
Jarlaxle chats I met a girl, crazy for me!
Ava chats I met a boy, cute as can be!
Jarlaxle chats Summer days driftin' away, to uh-oh those summer nights
Ava chats Summer days driftin' away, to uh-oh those summer nights
The town guards snap to attention and sing "Uh well-a well-a well-a huh Tell me more,tell me more"
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Dierdre Deschain
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Re: Varkolac gets a job

Post by Dierdre Deschain » June 11th, 2014, 4:31 pm

*listens as one of the town guards tells her of the musical performances in Moorgate, her smile growing wider and wider until she she bursts out with a gleeful laugh*

Oh! I truly wish I had been there to hear it!

*Dierdre pats the guard on the shoulder and, with a last parting grin, takes off back toward the guild*
D

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